Story

Drunk people call taxis

 General Humor Story

 There are 3 drunks waving their hands to call a taxi.  Seeing the three people were very drunk, the driver was determined to deceive them.  He left the engine running, then quickly turned it off, then told them: "We've arrived at our destination, sir."

 The first person gave him the taxi fare, the second person thanked him, while the third person angrily hit the taxi driver's face.

 "Why did you hit me?"  the driver worries that the deception he did is caught.

 The person said unexpectedly: "This is the punishment I give you because you have driven this car too fast!"

Question 

1. How many people are drunk?

 a. 2

 b. 3

 c. 4

 d. 10

 e. 1

2. what does the first person give?

 a. Money

 b. shoes

 c. Punch

 d. Chair

 e. Leaf

3. What does the second person give? 

 a. Alcohol

 b. money

 c. Thank 

 d. Door 

 e. Punch 

4. What does the third person give? 

 a. Money

 b. Thank

 c. wristwatch

 d. Punch

 e. Hair 

5. why did the third person hit the taxi driver?

 a. because the taxi driver is handsome

 b. because the taxi driver is ugly

 c. because the taxi driver can't drive

 d. because the taxi driver have driven this car too fast 

 e. the third person thought the taxi driver drove the taxi very fast